Valentine’s Day in Joburg is a lot. We know. Restaurants are fully booked by January, roses cost the same as petrol, and everyone suddenly has an opinion on whether Valentine’s Day is romantic or a capitalist trap. The occasion always seems to sneak up on you, too. One minute you're crawling through the last few days of Januworry, and the next minute, Woolies is red and pink, and everyone's asking what the plan is. If a box of chocolates feels like a bit of a cop-out, this list is for you. Here’s how to do Valentine’s Day in Joburg without forcing romance or losing your mind.
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You Know You Can't Wing Dinner
If you take one thing seriously this Valentine’s Day, let it be your dinner plans. Sure, a candlelit dinner may be a bit of a cliché, but sometimes you do still want it. If you're going to sit down for a proper meal, though, it may as well be somewhere special. This guide focuses on romantic dinners that actually feel considered, and not like you're part of a Valentine’s Day conveyor belt.
Gifts That Actually Say "I Tried"
After years together, gifts get tricky. You want to show effort, but don't know where to start. It feels like there are too many options, though sometimes, also, hardly any at all. We get it. This guide is ideal if you are tired of defaulting to chocolates or perfume and want something that feels thoughtful. To be loved is to be seen, after all. Click here for that life-saving gift guide.
"Not Another Dinner, Please," Dates
If you've done enough cheesy Valentine’s dinners to last a lifetime, this one is your escape route. These date ideas are for couples who want to spend time together without having to look at yet another menu full of red cursive and roses. More fun, more movement, and far less small talk. Click here to check them out!
Treats That Won't Cause An Eyeroll
At this point, Woolworths deserves a standing ovation. Year after year, just when you think you may have left it too late, Woolies comes through with exactly the right treats to spoil and impress. No boring chocolate slabs that we've all eaten a million times before. These new releases are elaborate and mind-bogglingly decadent, so your brownie points are essentially guaranteed. Click here to see what's new on the shelves!
Hotels For That Big Gesture
If you believe Valentine’s Day should involve hotel robes, room service, and breakfasts you don't need to make yourself, this one's for you.
Our guide to romantic hotel specials rounds up some of our favourite hotels in the city. They're perfect for your special Valentine's weekend...and pretending real life doesn't exist for 24 hours. Think luxury suites, intimate settings, and places that understand the power of a good breakfast buffet.
Your Romantic Chill Pill
Sometimes love looks like matching spa robes and not talking for an hour. We respect that.
If your ideal Valentine’s Day includes massages, warm towels, and someone else fixing your tense shoulders, our Valentine's Spa Guide is for you. This one is all about rest and restoration, so you'll find indulgent couples treatments and spa day specials that you'll love.
A Special Bouquet Delivery
Valentine's Day isn't Valentine's Day without a bouquet of beautiful, red roses. So, why not spoil that special someone with a stunning bouquet from one of these flower delivery services in Joburg?
They're all sure to have something for every type of budget, message and Valentine. Be sure to order yours well in advance to avoid disappointment!
Party It Up
Not everyone wants romance wrapped in soft lighting. If you'd rather celebrate with music, cocktails, and a bit of (optional) chaos, Heartbreak Hotel at Katy’s Palace will be delivering exactly that. Plus, this isn't a couple-focused event, so if your relationship status doesn't lend to conventional Valentine's Day plans, this is your opportunity to make the day a fun one in any case. Check it out!
A Movie Night That Does The Work For You
Outdoor movies are a great idea for a date in Joburg, especially if you're nervous about keeping the conversation flowing. Bring a blanket, share snacks, and let the atmosphere carry the romance. It’s minimally demanding, unique, and far less awkward than it sounds. Click here for more info.
An Outing With A Market
Markets are a solid option when you want to spend a few hours away from home without having to endure the inside of a shopping centre. Cowboytown’s Valentine’s Market will be full of things to do, see, and eat. If quality time is the love language you're looking to speak, this is a great place to start.
Best Romantic Spots in Gauteng
How about taking your beloved on an adventure to find and explore some of the most romantic spots in and around the city?
There's nothing more exciting than spending quality time together and discovering something new. For all you know, it might just become a new tradition for you both for years to come. Take a look at our recommendations.
Couples Cooking Classes
Now, you don't need to do something romantic and fun only on Valentine's Day! You can plan out a fun-filled date night at least once a month, where you do something different and special every time.
An example: why not sign you and your partner up for a cooking class for two? We know a few places that offer some exciting and interesting cooking classes around the city.
If You Don't Need No Man
Valentine’s Day is not just for couples, and frankly, Galentine’s Day deserves better marketing. This is a chance to celebrate friendship and, of course, enjoy a solid yap over brunch, which is honestly a perfect combination. Enjoy a day full of good food, great company, and zero pressure to be romantic about anything.
Something Sexy
You'll never believe how much of a confidence boost a sexy pair of lingerie can give a woman. So, why not buy her some sexy lingerie to wear on the most romantic day of the year to spice things up a little bit?
Don't know where to start? Well, we have a list of amazing lingerie stores for you to take a look at and choose something lacy, silky, beautiful and lovely. But be sure to order your sexy gift well in advance.
Spice Up Your Love Life
Now for something a little cheeky. To add a little excitement to the bedroom, why don't you both consider visiting an adult store? There's nothing wrong with exploring and trying something new to spice things up.
Wondering where to start? Here's a list of discreet and interesting adult stores, offering everything you need for a fun-filled love life. They have the best products on the market, and of course, NO judgement.
